SHYSTERS
“In a city where every lawyer claims to serve the public, Stein may be the only one who’s doing it literally.”
A government shutdown and a subsequent furlough presented Isaac Stein with a golden opportunity to chase his childhood dream - running a hotdog cart. Thus, Shyster’s was born. You can find Isaac operating Shysters at the intersection of M St. NE and 1st St. NE. The hours of operation are solely at Isaac’s convenience.
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During the 2025 U.S. federal government shutdown, IRS attorney Isaac Stein turns a furlough into a hot-dog cart venture in Washington, D.C.—launching Shysters Dogs under the tongue-in-cheek slogan “The Only Honest Ripoff in D.C.”, embracing a minimalist menu while planning to return to his legal job when the shutdown ends.
Furloughed federal worker Issac Stein, 31, works at his hot dog stand weeks into the continuing U.S. government shutdown, in Washington, D.C., U.S., October 24, 2025.
Business Insider
Furloughed IRS lawyer Isaac Stein shares how he turned the 2025 government shutdown into Shysters Dogs, a D.C. hot dog stand built on wit, honesty, and legal precision.
Spectrum News
Furloughed IRS attorney Isaac Stein launched Shysters Dogs, a minimalist hot dog stand in D.C., turning the government shutdown into a chance to bring people joy with humor, honesty, and mustard.
ADDITIONAL INFO
You can’t order food here — Isaac has boundaries. But if you insist on a transaction, he’s offering the Shirt Off His Back for $10,000.
Grab a shirt below!
Pursuant to Section 1: Isaac (left) with a shirt (right).
“SHIRT OFF MY BACK—I’ve received questions about what I would do if I sold this item off the menu, priced [originally] at $1K. Answer: strip and walk home half naked. It’s about time all the dark money in this city was used for something fun. Call or text your local billionaires and tell them to COUGH UP!”
MEDIOCRE MERCH
Saturn devouring a hot dog, draped in the American flag — a tasteful nod to Francisco Goya and the folly of corporate greed. Printed in bold black-and-white linocut style on a soft cotton tee. And we didn’t use AI to make this design - we hired Roger Bailey (Instagram: @rogerthat.crtv) to make our concept come to life.
Disclaimers:
Stylish, natural-colored fabric.
Some colors are different fabric blends.
Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for this shirt color.
It's the Shysters logo on a t-shirt.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, this white t-shirt may appear off-white rather than bright white.
A symbol of truth, justice, and an idle worker. Features the scales of justice weighed against a hot dog — the only fair balance in D.C. Stick it anywhere you want to raise expectations.
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
The item that is not intended to be bought. If you persist, Isaac will give you a performance and will not take any photos. The prevailing market price of this item increases tenfold with each purchase thereof.
For now, Isaac will literally sell you the shirt off his back for $10,000. In any case, this will be a men’s dress shirt like the one depicted in the above stock image (for legal reasons, we are obligated to say this picture was DESIGNED BY FREEPIK).
* All payments accepted. Domestic shipping in the 48 contiguous States only. No returns.
